WASHINGTON – Emphasizing the importance of distributing personal protective equipment during the latest wave of Covid-19, the Biden administration announced on Wednesday that it had placed a “take one” sign on a bowl of N95 masks and put it out on The White House. “Today, … Read More

Committing to a regular workout can be challenging, but even just a brief burst of physical activity can help keep you healthy and in shape. Follow The onion‘s 1-second workout to keep your body in top physical condition. Try to get out of a beanbag … Read More

BUFFALO, NY — Hoping to hold on to some sort of purpose in an emotionless void, local man Craig Ulrich reportedly tried to regain his sense of control in a chaotic universe on Monday by learning to juggle. According to sources, the 33-year-old began in … Read More

Photo: John Lamparski / SOPA Images / LightRocket (Getty Images) Federal Aviation Administration on Friday published a list of the 50 U.S. airports that want buffer zones, or areas where AT&T and Verizon have agreed to limit 5G signals for six months. In a announcement, … Read More

Photo: John Lamparski / SOPA Images / LightRocket (Getty Images) Federal Aviation Administration on Friday published a list of the 50 U.S. airports that want buffer zones, or areas where AT&T and Verizon have agreed to limit 5G signals for six months. In a announcement, … Read More

WASHINGTON – In what both ordinary citizens and experts agreed was a threat to the nation’s political system, American democracy allegedly came under siege on Thursday after a technical lobbyist invited some senators to dinner. “Rarely do we see such a cheeky attack on our … Read More

Photo: Sean Gallup (Getty Images) France has taken a unique step to remind people cars suck. In December, the country adopted a law requires the creators of car ads to encourage viewers to give it a try does not drive a car – at least … Read More

SAN FRANCISCO – Hoping to expand access to the important municipal resource, the city of San Francisco reportedly announced the construction of 20 new miles of secret underground tunnels Wednesday that vloggers can explore. “We are pleased to announce that we have broken ground on … Read More

Photo: Taiga engines A new power sports company may have spurred a shower to produce electricity snowmobiles, which had previously been written off by major manufacturers as impossible. The budding company, Taiga engines, announced its lineup of production EV snowmobiles in 2019. Taiga went public … Read More

Photo: Angelica Alzona You can start a new fitness habit right now, If you want. You can return to your favorite activities after years away. You can even turn your living room into a gym if you want to work out without leaving the house. … Read More