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CUPERTINO, California – Apple sent shockwaves through Wall Street with the acquisition once in a generation, revealing on Wednesday that it had bought technology giant Apple in a historic $ 3 trillion deal. “We’ve been fans of what Apple has been doing for a while, … Read More

WASHINGTON – Emphasizing the importance of distributing personal protective equipment during the latest wave of Covid-19, the Biden administration announced on Wednesday that it had placed a “take one” sign on a bowl of N95 masks and put it out on The White House. “Today, … Read More

Wordle is the internet’s new sensation. But why are people so obsessed with it? The onion answers your burning questions about Wordle. Q: How does it work? A: Once a day there is a word puzzle and you have six guesses to find out why … Read More

WASHINGTON — After a sudden shock and a tearing boom, oxygen masks allegedly fell from the country’s ceilings on Wednesday after the Earth hit a hard spot in orbit. “Good afternoon, folks, we ask all Americans to place the yellow oxygen masks that can be … Read More

A new study has revealed that women are 15% more likely to suffer a bad outcome and 32% more likely to die when operated on by a male surgeon than a female surgeon, with male surgeons’ “implicit sex bias” pointed out as a possible explanation. … Read More

CHICAGO – Unable to remember one way or the other, local 32-year-old Sidney Golinski, who was unsure if she had turned off the burner she used to make eggs for breakfast on Wednesday, told reporters, that she was fine.I made peace with the fact that … Read More

NORTHBROOK, IL – Frustrated by the obvious lack of cinematic skills, viewers of the film The darkest kiss was reportedly disappointed Wednesday that the director’s incompetence had caused him to completely blur the face of the person who committed the murder. “We get to this … Read More

The FDA has announced that it is withdrawing its identity standard for French dressing, which requires the sauce to contain at least 35% vegetable oil and vinegar, lemon juice or both, which have been in place since 1950. What does you think? “FDA approvaleverything is … Read More

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