Repentant poster deletes comment after accidentally saying wrong stranger to kill himself

COLUMBUS, OH – expresses regret for the unfortunate mistake, remorseful innternet poster Dan Hitchins, 33, reportedly deleted his comment Thursday when he realized he had accidentally told the wrong stranger to kill himself. “Sorry, I never intended to say such a corrosive and horrible thing to you, and I’m deeply sorry I wrote such horrible things in the completely wrong thread,” said Hitchins under his username god soldier and clarified that “blow your brain out “remark was intended for a” total fucking idiot “and not the innocent person to whom he inadvertently had replied. “I’m so embarrassed! After some reflection, I have decided to withdraw the terrible comment as well as the one I was writing stating that you should close your laptop and immediately take off your belt and hang yourself as no one would miss such a loser , and I will instead forward these messages to the correct channels – namely the idiotic shit a few lines down who was mad to say that Infinite war is a far inferior film than the first Avengers movie. I have no malice with you, strangers, and wish you a blessed day. Unless – you do not agree with him, right? At the time of the press release, Hitchins had been temporarily excluded from the local grocery store Instagram page where the incident took place.


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